Over 102964

Did Demotivational Poster

YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.

TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!

MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman

TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.

THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?

TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

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BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it

2012 -


TAGS: god creation did too
Rating: 3.92/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:55 am
Well done
Zetmonk - January 11, 2012, 5:13 am
Nice one! Way too clever to be offensive. ;-)
maoworks2 - January 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
One Up !


TAGS: pizza how did you fail
Rating: 3.9/5

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spypengen - September 19, 2012, 11:29 pm
that person is the ma5ter of fail

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE FUTURE - Behold IDIOCRACY - More than a Movie, Becoming our Reality


TAGS: didn t see that coming did you
Rating: 4.48/5

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animeenthusiast - March 17, 2010, 12:52 am

TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.

YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.

TAGS: screensh** or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.


EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral

TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be sh** on sight. 5 slugs to the head.


FEAR - This is what it looks like.

TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


the chicken -

TAGS: why did the chicken cross the road
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 27, 2015, 6:24 am
very funny a 5er


TAGS: revenge day i did it in the bedroom with the big pipe
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 2:46 pm
Great job Grey! 5 golden pipe wrenches for u sir!


TAGS: i m calling dids as the zombie mod
Rating: 4.42/5

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potsy - December 15, 2011, 7:47 pm
that movie was wiked wiv the nazi zombie soldiers
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:31 pm

deChelca - June 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
No apostrophes needed. "Nazi" singular - "Nazis" plural. *sighs*
Calvert - June 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
I think it is quite appropriate that there are consistent grammar errors in the very motifake that criticizes them. Well done!
crankyhead - June 18, 2011, 5:27 pm
I'm actually the guy taking the ph**o, from the front seat of the tank. =)
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:42 am
That'5 gotta be Cranky, front and center...lol


TAGS: did you know trivia sneezing god bless you jesus christ
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - August 18, 2013, 6:22 pm
Actually, it means "health". The single word expression is a wish for good health upon the recipient. :)
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:44 am
3 out of 10. In California a lot of people don't know what "gesundheit" means, so it makes for some interesting post-sneeze chat...
ipaprime - August 16, 2013, 8:07 am
did you know that it means "God hold you tight"
falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 7:49 am
Make that 2 out of 10, herr Cannabal.
Cannabal - August 16, 2013, 12:58 am
Ich bin ein Berliner!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:10 am
Verwenden Sie deutsch? Das ist gut!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:00 am
It was my reaction when I saw this ph**o, lol. Glad you like.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:11 pm
This agnostic says ‘WTF?’ but it doesn’t sound quite like ‘double-u-tee-eff’…sounds more like ‘what the phukk’
Cannabal - August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm
I must be the 1 out 10, because I say "gesundheit."
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:53 pm

'Oh, Sweet Lord, make him stop!' 5 (from several yards away), Ls.


TAGS: diddy plastic boss sleep
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - October 17, 2011, 5:28 pm
*snickers* "morning cou***"
Reality Lord - October 17, 2011, 3:04 pm

the morning cou***...feels resentment at driving her timmy to his school bus...lol5


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm



TAGS: hey man look what god just did
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:42 pm
LMAO rerun! There's gotta be!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Taking my saw blade and backing into the corner slowly
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm

there is a poster in that
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm
Jewish mafia... a wholesale massacre!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
It used to be a ban pinata stick... but everyone just laughed at the ribbons on it.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
No, my donkey is scared of the banhammer.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:27 pm

I will get The Jewish Mafia on all you punk a**es, my 5L vote machine don't go pimping for anybody. Right boonie? I SAID RIGHT BOONIE? we scare him yet?
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:24 pm
Cause you're too lazy to lift the banhammer?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:22 pm
Nobody cuts nobody here but the mexican... I cut you with my banblade!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:19 pm
Back off guys. Thats my noob!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Whoa! It's just like back in prison then??!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
don't listen to Rerun, he'll trade you for 4 cigarettes
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
I noticed that I wasn't able to light up any less than 5 of those little lions! Just....Couldn't....Do....It.....Oh well. Worth the 5 anyways!
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:12 pm

Outofdaboonies, 1. You are now boonie in all conversations. 2. TheTrashHeap (Trash) is a liar. You can vote his posters any way you want, however to really get along, see the Moderator b***on? We all get 5L, even on the crappy ones (we don;t do those).
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
OMFG!! like fresh meat walking the gauntlet to their cell
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:08 pm
Nice Avatar!...... You must be new...did you know that you can vote on posters? The 1 through 4 lion b***ons are broken on all my posters, so you can just vote a 5!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice job! I think I've had this same cloud hovering over me for months!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
so now you have to play in her lap more? More Lap time, less poster time
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm
Trashette had ph**o suite on her laptop and I was unaware all this time. Now I just have to learn how to use it. Thanks for the Lions!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
lmao...i voted 5 on this earlier and I just now noticed the finger!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:00 pm
TTH, you get new graphics software? nice text 5L

OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?

TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!

HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!

TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

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Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am
Yes sir!


TAGS: i did snopes this for accuracy
Rating: 3.76/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 5:44 pm
5/5, if not to honor soldiers, then to put it of whole number


TAGS: this cat didn t land on his feet
Rating: 3.46/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 21, 2009, 8:25 am
I would claw into that bird and use it to break my fall..
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:59 pm
Nice one Random. Fluffy's out weighed and needs to keep swinging.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:03 pm
Beautiful! LOL

HEY MAN! - Pull my friggin' finger!

TAGS: didier drogba farts
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:50 pm
Chances are....no
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:49 pm
Keep trying Radio. You may actually make a motifake someday.

OH NO SHE DI'NT!!! - Oh yes she did

LOGICDUDE ASKED YOU NICELY - to stay off of his lawn He's done asking

TAGS: didn t like that crater in the front yard
Rating: 4.65/5

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MrBlack - April 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
Funny, people tend to listen when I ask them calmly to please stay off my lawn and pick up that bottle they just tossed there. Might have something to do with the fact I like to sharpen my swords (especially the serrated ones) outside on my porch.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:24 pm
and he's ready to administer a high velocity..."get off my lawn" 5L
Derek - April 23, 2010, 5:50 pm
Aha! A Jaguar with jaguar camo.
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
LOL +5


TAGS: gambling calendar lottery math suckdiddliuckiness
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:22 am


TAGS: she did it her way
Rating: 4.11/5

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BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?

TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?

YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES - A staple of every diet around the world (Almost)

TAGS: did the germans grab enough beer
Rating: 3.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 23, 2009, 12:17 pm
The moral of this story is to not live in a tent in the desert. I've learned my lesson now, thank you.
lolman - October 22, 2009, 5:51 pm
You screwed the order up, Germany should have been first, they spent the most


KING JAMES - Rewriting the rules is kinda what he does...

ZAIDI MUNTADAR - an American hero

TAGS: i may not have liked the guy s intenions but what he did was awesome amirite
Rating: 1.7/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2009, 5:43 pm
@LogicDude - Yes! Austin Powers FTW!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 5:10 pm
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:20 pm
Them heels could put an eye out.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
What? He threw a pump?
LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 4:12 pm
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 4:08 pm
He threw the shoe

THE ELDERLY - Senior citizens are uncomfortable when the volume is at any even number under 40.

TAGS: tv elderly humor didyouknow sound
Rating: 4.15/5

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spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:38 am
5L and I feel uncomfortable when the volume is not on a multiple of 5

HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.

TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use ph**oshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - f*** it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
g**s are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives g**s the death sentence*, and *g**s are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
f***ing PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


TAGS: mar 16 psychology day you see what i did there
Rating: 3.8/5

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Anonymous2 - March 18, 2010, 12:10 am
Gotcha, 1L it is...
CANADA - March 17, 2010, 12:07 am
Sparrowgirl - March 16, 2010, 11:21 pm
Lol. Clever. 5L
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice one Matt.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 4:44 pm
Effin AMSOME!!!
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 4:40 pm
You're right, I don't. But I did. 5 stinkeyes.
MrRandom - March 16, 2010, 4:36 pm
MENTOK! The Mind Taker! Oooo weee ooooo!


PUNK ROCK - "And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun" - Kurt Cobain

TAGS: then how did you shoot yourself
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:59 pm
You're GS's sister?......That explains a lot.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Wait...You were in My bedroom?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:22 am
No... What I told you was "I found Nirvana in your sisters bedroom, she does some crazy **** with hand lotion"....you must have blocked some of it out....jk.
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 9:15 am
you told me Nirvana was your favorite hand lotion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:14 am
I...I....I just.......Nirvana was punk?....I just......1L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:36 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half a**ed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:30 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half a**ed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:29 am
i like the pic. who cares if it fit's perfectly to today's topic?!? 5 L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 1:02 am
You figured wrong. Punck rockers kill themselves with drugs, not guns.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:58 am
There was the classic mistake. You were thinking. Grunge Rules.
pzykosiz - May 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
i figured it was close enough for today's topic.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:50 pm
They were "grunge" which is a musical movement I do fondly love to listen to.
TheTrashHeap - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm
In no way was Nirvana "PUNK Rock". In no way is Punk dead.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:32 pm
He killed himself.
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
He Killed Punk Rock
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:31 pm
Hahaha! Ohh Kurt!

HINDU PARABLES - You know the one with the sea beasts and the elephant right?

TAGS: it is quite the sordid tale
Rating: 3.5/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:25 am
See, Noahs Arc finished off the dinosaurs, but what about all the sea reptiles? there you have it.
deadraisin - May 12, 2010, 6:47 am
Yes the lazers or lasers as they are refered to as in the parable.
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:47 pm
And lazers?!?!?

HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!

TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?

FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.

DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.

NIKE - Just did it...

Parenting Skills -

TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!

A Moderator Nightmare -

TAGS: do does did
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - October 15, 2014, 2:26 pm
I get it...the mod was confused the Dig My Dog site with Hammy's site, Did My Goat...
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 10:32 pm
Wait a minute here! Freud wore a slip?
GaryO - October 14, 2014, 10:14 pm
Suddenly……life is again beatable
Greeny - October 14, 2014, 9:42 pm
I'm betting it's one of them Freudian slip things...
spacedog - October 14, 2014, 6:43 pm
Nice catch ughomer. I will admit I missed it in the queue page, and the first two times I read this poster.


TAGS: regrets day if you don t have a basement full of 2l s you didn t try hard enough
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 basements full.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Very good Grey, this poster spawned me spelling error poster. Thanks 5L BTW
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Awesome! Best of the 'regrets' in my opinion.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
HA! We all know that... great poster Grey!


TAGS: did you rate yours yet
Rating: 4.65/5

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Silverheart - February 7, 2013, 3:45 pm

I always vote on posters, my way of giving feedback. I give a lot of 5s ( love it), many 4s (like it), a few 3s (ok, could be better), rare 2s (didn't like) and only two 1s (would burn if I could).
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
I would have written MY posts, but then its not just mine I am talking about. I have very rarely voted anything less than 5L to ANYBODY'S poster.. :P I do vote, even though I don't comment a lot.
mariand - February 7, 2013, 1:39 pm
lol...I think that you should have wrote "I don't always rate MY posts..."... once, I was so disappointed by one of my posters that I voted 3L on it...hehehe
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 12:03 pm
I have rarely voted 3 or less most probably less than 10 times in all. That too a long time ago. Since then if it is something I would give a 4L, I just don't vote.
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 12:02 pm
It's simple, open your profile page select your poster and click the rating you want.... Ok jokes apart, I do it for the ratings :P. In my defense; I rarely vote anything less than 5L. I vote 5L or I don't.
Greeny - February 7, 2013, 11:58 am
I've never understood how individuals vote on their own stuff, but this is funny.
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 10:44 am
Thanks ... I just thought it would be poetic of me (by my low-standards of poetry) to make a poster about me, talk about 5L's and vote first (as usual) and give it a 5L - and I did it... Ha Ha... I even wrote the stuff on that pic... :P
GaryO - February 7, 2013, 10:41 am
How….oxymoronic of you, Fayk. You now have the privilege of knowing exactly what you think of yourself. You contain a bit of weirdness that just pops out, dontcha. I love it! So I‘m matching yer 5L
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 10:19 am
Yaay! I did it, I voted first... Not that there was any competition, but i wanted to do it.... :D


TAGS: and wheres yer wedding ring did you hock it again
Rating: 4.52/5

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Produceman117 - February 13, 2010, 5:06 pm
Fantastic. 5L.


TAGS: didn t spill my beer
Rating: 4.51/5

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Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:14 am
Here's some MotiFake ancient history for you younguns: my first "up-tree" poster was entitled "horseback riding" and the text was: "you're doing it wrong." It got rejected.
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:54 pm
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:13 am
5 dizzy Ice's
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 3:00 am
This poster is making me dizzy.... I think it's the poster? 5 spinning trees.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:23 am
I truely love when the comments add to an already amsome poster!! Under branch rocks!!!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:44 am
lol @ sean, likes an up tree poster, you wood. 5L
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:58 am
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:18 pm
I love a good up-tree poster.
Derek - April 22, 2010, 11:17 pm
Five magnolias in full bloom for you!


TAGS: you did say that right
Rating: 4.44/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 10:06 am
I'm focusing on the "death do we part" stuff. I'm not concerned because she'll definitely outlive me......unless she overcooks my steak again.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 9:43 am
Well Mooo?
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
Hey, ummmm DK, we sure do appreciate you being our new expert on quality Motifakes. About as much as we appreciate hemorrhoids after eating bad mexican food. Try making a few posters before you start to criticize.
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 7:57 pm
I hate this motifake, not funny and she has a very wide non-attractive a**.
Zealot - October 28, 2010, 9:53 pm
i am now depressed an excellent motifake, i almost literally felt the motivation seep from my head


TAGS: where did you go billy
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:11 pm
LMFAO!!!! Magnificent!
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:29 pm
Just in case it hasn't been said before... You need serious help Bone. 5L
Airman - February 5, 2010, 10:38 am
5 floating billys.. good one bone
Grim R@per - February 5, 2010, 10:24 am
Wow. awesome
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:09 am
Thanks guys. You're you too kind.
pieman - February 4, 2010, 8:50 pm
Nice Bone. You just keep raising the bar.
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 6:15 pm
A perfect example of a 5L Motifake.
Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 4:23 pm


TAGS: and neither did we
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:53 pm
Do you play it in slow-motion sometimes while you imagine all the potential babies you are killing? I would.
sickartist - April 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
Actually I believe I have it on film. Thanks
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:50 pm
Correction... Tags should read "except that time he rubbed one out in the hall of mirrors". PEBKAC Error. That is all.
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
Sicko's split personality really came back to bite him in the a**. Nice one TTH!


AGGY'S BACK - Timmy controls fully activated

TAGS: didn t lose a step
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
Set phasers for BAN.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
Warming up the engines!!!

IT WAS ONLY 2ND GRADE - but it set the tone for Agdaniele to become President of the Breakfast Club 9 years later

TAGS: didn t color between the lines either
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
Thinking outside the box? It's a crime.

THIS LADY RIGHT HERE - Officially has one less Xmas card to send.

IRONY - and it was.

ALL I KNOW - They handed me a 40 oz of Tequila Yadda yadda yadda I woke up beside a horse

PRANKS - OJ's fellow prison mates found a new way to screw with him during shower time.


TAGS: she really did hit me and she s a d*** good sh** but she is also a quite lovely brunette whom i would never trade for anything as she puts up with me and my shiat
Rating: 3.6/5

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Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster a**ignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch b***on on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!

CANINE CANDID CAMERA - Look Bonehead, You Never Know


TAGS: good thing we didn t invite you over
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 12:15 pm
L8TR guys I'm off to finish my stuff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:10 pm
The only jokes I have for that would be offensive to your wife.....happy Turkey day.
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Hell her whole family has been waiting for the 2nd coming...just sayin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:04 pm
hey.zeus.....I love phonetics..........you could call him Aggy.
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
That hasn't happened in 29 years...If it did today I have to call him Jesus or something
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
Barefoot, pregnant and stoned......We love you Bone!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
There's a turkey baster joke here....It's just not coming together.
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:58 am
She'll eat what I put in front of her...she's already stoned
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:57 am
Hey, it's a tom turkey...so it's not mine
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:52 am
Clean your ears...she said "you ****"
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Hmm, my wife just walked in and said "Not this year...you cooked."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:47 am
WTF? I'm not a cow....who told you that?
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I think it means "Pay First!"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:43 am
Just a small cow joke...not to say that you're a small cow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
@Bart....what the hell is that supposed to mean?
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
No but the Cabbage Patch doll is crying in the corner
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
Waiter! My steak is slightly undercooked...it's threatening me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:38 am
So? did it get your pocket lint and your beanie babies?
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:33 am
I don't want to say her cooking was bad...but it held me up at knife point. 5/5


TAGS: nsfw crackdown hint the gimp did it
Rating: 3.44/5

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bangoskank - September 27, 2010, 3:34 pm
amsome movie
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:44 pm

THE TRIAL SEPARATION - The time Kim took away from their marriage bore unexpected fruits.

NO SOCCER FOR JMAC - He didn't like the uniforms

TAGS: didn t fit right
Rating: 3.38/5

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Densaku - March 4, 2010, 12:36 pm
SOCCER.........Hated by suckers. Got it?
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 12:17 pm
BTW- thanks for my first tribute poster.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 12:12 pm
You missing the horrid knee-high socks with short-shorts.


TAGS: john byner did both voices think pink
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:47 pm
Charlie the Ant really pissed himself that night.
Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:45 pm
And here's another mismatch: a little poster just told me that Jackie Mason once had to go on right afater a little pop group who were making their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show: The Beatles.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 1:21 pm
AND if the ant talks like Dean Martin, go all in!

PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)

DUDE... - What did I eat last night ?

TAGS: dude what did i eat last night
Rating: 3.25/5

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ICEMAN - August 14, 2010, 1:54 am
Now that's phuckin' funny! 5



NOT A TUNNEL. - Easily created by NOT taking someone else's idea, NOT adding your caption, and NOT making a lame tunnel.

TAGS: what did you think the comment section was for
Rating: 2.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 12:43 am
Your approval means so much to me Ron. see, I can be sincere!
RON - July 28, 2009, 12:41 pm


TAGS: then when my wife votes for the wrong candidate
Rating: 2.72/5

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Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 12:01 am
Life+20, no parole. Apparently. Thanks, though. I'm having a regular 1.8 lion day.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 11:52 pm
Hilarious take. Very well done. Good luck in prism ... how long ya in for?
Suffragette - June 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
I bet if voting was verbal the term "suffrage" would still be an unresolved issue. Thank God for quiet polling booths.

THE REAL MERMAN - His Fossil remains for all to see this special creature who sailed the seas.


TAGS: who did you vote for mister
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:47 pm
Perfect. 5 bare-ankle lions!





TAGS: your pappys pappys pappys did things a little differently
Rating: 2.38/5

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Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 1:35 am
The Vandals were hacks. In all seriousness, I get a little tired of certain "older" individuals pissing about the new generation. Happens everywhere, and has since the dawn of time. I couldn't reference it all in one poster, though.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:31 am
Longing for a time when thievery and vandalism were regarded as good things? Mmmm yes, "there's a good little parasite".
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
S'all good, Mo. I didn't expect anything of this one. Wasn't even going to upload it, in fact.
MO - August 10, 2009, 11:02 pm
It's been brought to my attention that I may have 3Ld your poster Haar. d*** it. That sux 'cause I really did mean to 5 it. I'll make it up to you. Promise....
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:29 pm
Don't know aboot all that ballyhoo....but I do know that no matter what they say.....it's NOT ok underway, and it is queer at the pier!! 5 Roman candles!!!

3 LINES MAX - I think the frog overdid it !!

DS9 CANDID CAMERA - Rom: "What are we doing, Brother?" Quark: "Auditioning for Candid Camera"

WTF - I mean where the hell did this guy come from!!!

TAGS: andre rieu wtf where did this guy come from
Rating: 1.33/5

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Rafflem - September 1, 2011, 12:54 pm
The Netherlands. where else

Lord Buckethead -

TAGS: lord buckethead uk candidate
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 16, 2017, 5:07 am
We keep things clean and tidy around here! chuckle, chuckle
SanityFree - June 14, 2017, 11:11 pm
I searched all the 'L's around here. I couldn't find blood on any of them!
mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 10:51 pm
You wouldn't have to deal with those British tourists that prove the stereotype, would you? Most of them are pretty cool, but CA. is an international tourist trap. We get plenty of the truly rude ones too, and they are RUDE!!!!!
mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 10:46 pm
Worked with the Brits for about 6 mos. a loooong time ago. When I get truly frustrated, I will still say, "Oh bloody 'ell!" Its catchy and expressive!
JesusWept - June 14, 2017, 6:20 am
They say: "Hold my leash so I don't f*** up again!!"
SanityFree - June 14, 2017, 2:47 am
Not entirely sure, I'm actually an Anglophile Yank. The way things are going, it might just be "BLOODY HELL!"
mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 2:17 am
I take it you Brits are about to top our "Hold my beer" Presidential election? By the way, what do Brits say, "Hold my tea.", "Hold my ale"? Seriously, is there an equivalent?

But it came back to me -

TAGS: unfortunately i didnt remember how to catch the darn thing ouch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 21, 2016, 8:28 am
Another 'oldie but goodie'! Well done! ^!

Bottom Shelf -

TAGS: splendid drugs medicine back painkiller
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:33 am
Excellent observation A 5er


President's Day Trivia -

TAGS: presidents day betcha didn t know
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:26 pm
Choke! Sputter, sputter! Run for papertowels----- That'a HORRIBLE pun! LUUUUUUUV it!!!! 5L
Bandit5906 - February 16, 2015, 8:58 pm
theyuk - February 16, 2015, 8:43 pm
That was a crime against common decency. Well played.
Oldsod - February 16, 2015, 7:47 pm
Glad to be of service.
GaryO - February 16, 2015, 7:26 pm
I showed my woman...she moaned...been a while....
concern3 - February 16, 2015, 3:00 pm
Words they are fun, 5er
lgvernon - February 16, 2015, 12:45 pm

Bada BING! 5L for total badness.

Stop blowing smoke up my glass! -

TAGS: figured out how he didit
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:33 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:29 am
words very clever A 5er

Hanging around -

TAGS: kinda painted himself into a corner didnt he
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:57 pm
LOL! Hope its a warm dry day! Guess he's gonna find out what its like to sit around watching paint dry! 5L